Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Funnies


  • switch a few letters on the house computer around
  • dare someone to balance a cup of water on the top of each hand at the same time - once the cups are on their hands, simply walk away
  • glue googly-eyes to random inanimate objects (toilet lid, inside cupboard doors, shower wall)
  • move one item from person's room into another person's room every day when neither are home
  • When someone's sick, cut up several large clear plastic bags and then tape them together in order to create a large sheet of plastic. Then at 4 in the morning, tape the sheet of plastic to the person's door frame with duct tape and then tape a big sign that says QUARANTINED
  • If your doors open inward, tie one doorknobs to another one with rope. Bang on both doors and watch the hilarity
  • Celebrate a friend's birthday by wrapping all their room possessions in gift wrap. Make sure to get all the big furniture first: the desk, the bed, and the dresser. Then use the extra wrapping paper to wrap everything else in the room, from their lamp to their shower basket. Don't forget to get each piece of clothing. There's nothing like unwrapping your own underwear.
  • print out pictures of a celebrity or character (one that she hates or loves) and place them all over her room and bathroom. overdo it.
  • Buy a greeting card that sings when you open it. Cut out the sound box and attach it to the door hinges. Every time someone opens the door, the music will play.
  • superglue quarters to the sidewalk
  • For this one, you go into the bathroom and unroll the toilet paper a bit. Take a marker and carefully write a message on it that says, "Help! I'm trapped in a toilet paper factory." Then roll the toilet paper back onto the roll.
  • change the mouse cursor speed on the house computer
  • For every single day of the year (365 days), keep a penny on the desk of your target. Every single day. Unmistakeably. He will come in every day at work and find this coin and will not know where it came from. Initially he will be amused, then perplexed, and towards the month end he will be frustrated like crazy. Don’t worry, the fun continues for 11 more months! It costs you $3.65 or the whole year. Totally worth it.
  • ‘Kidnap’ a precious item of your target. Take multiple photos of it in different forms of torture. At different times, drop one photo in his cubicle – never ask for a ransom. If he never tries to retrieve it, do the same with another object and continue! Pick an object of extreme importance to him
  • Cut a simple paw print stencil out of paper then sprinkle talc (or flour) over the stencil to make a series of paw prints across the floor. 
  • cut a banana without peeling it (use a long needle) so when it's peeled the banana pieces fall out
  • put an object belonging to someone inside a jello mold
  • blow out eggs
  • cover a pillow in tin foil and slip back into pillowcase

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